cupsnake:

imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.

plip plap plip plap

vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

dggeoff:

huntedandrebelled:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

sexorcize:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

You all know this is gonna be us as grandparents

gypsyrose27:

Why am I not sleeping in this? I’m a mermaid princess.

http://www.1883magazine.com/ doveshore.com http://www.fotografomauriciovelez.com www.magnumphotos.com Paolo Pellegrin 2008 Rolling Stone 2007 / (c) Robert Trachtenberg (c) Brian Bowen Smith

proud-to-be-a-freak:

New sexual orientation: Hot people in bathtubs…

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

tatehorror:

tsarbucks:

supermoclel:

fallen-for-autumn:

fabiangow:

supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Fucking. Shave.

fucking shave your negativity(:

sophia slayin it

I saw this comment right

So I clicked on their blog and..

I don’t even know where to begin oh my

blissfulsloth:

these guys were so funny


"If you took Scarlett’s career from her tomorrow, she wouldn’t change. If you gave her an Oscar, she wouldn’t change. She is who she is."
Chris Evans on Scarlett Johansson

"If you took Scarlett’s career from her tomorrow, she wouldn’t change. If you gave her an Oscar, she wouldn’t change. She is who she is."

Chris Evans on Scarlett Johansson

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

al-the-stuff-i-like:

seapunkies:

for3v3rbeautiful:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both