i feel like they created this whole album just to make that pun
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Grade School, 1975
these 8 year olds have better style than i do
#I want the niall and harry sitcom #where they’re best friends and room mates that get up to wacky hijinks #they get exasperated with each other’s weirdness sometimes but they love each other really #co starring louis as harry’s long term boyfriend who talks them into causing mischief #zayn as their friend next door who used to never go out but they coaxed him out of his shell over time with pure persistence #(and a hose to wake him up in the morning) #liam as the guy downstairs who they originally met because he made a noise complaint #but now has rollerskate races with niall down the hall every weekend (x)
Passive aggressive Witch
I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.
When I don’t answer a message you sent me
- I am physically unable to answer (at school, actually working at work, or had real life obligations)
- I thought I hit send but I really didn’t
- Tumblr is stupid and did not notify me, I actually had no clue you messaged me
- I assumed you wanted the conversation to end at that so I did not reply so you would not get pissed off
What did not happen:
- I ignored you
I WAS GOING TO PUT THIS IN THE TAGS, BUT HOLY SHIT I HAVE JUST SEEN THE METAPHOR!!
There was a calm moment of “…Wait. Did she just metaphorically pick up masculinity and leave femininity behind in its place?” And I was impressed with that symbolism.
But then the metaphor got better. Because here, Mulan is swapping one for the other. Yet, by the end, when she comes home at the end, her father tucks the flower behind her ear and then her man shows up with the helmet— BECAUSE MULAN IS AWESOME AND KICK ASS AND SHE HAS BOTH FEMININITY AND MASCULINITY AND BEING COMPLETELY ONE OR THE OTHER TOTALLY DOESN’T SUIT HER.
ALSO, at the end of the movie, to defeat Shan Yu, she uses the fan, a feminine symbol to wrench the sword, a masculine symbol, form his hands and save the day. :)
Disney can be surprisingly brilliant at times.
The above are some of the reasons this is one of my favorite Disney movies. See also: the “princess” rescuing the “prince”
Or maybe she just wanted to put it there….
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
bikini kill footage in the punk singer
all boys be cool, for once in your lives
ALL people can stand wherever the fuck they want. Stupid segregationist posing as a proponent of equality.
she wanted the girls at her shows to be safe and comfortable you stupid motherfucker, unfollow me