shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

Is it supposed to say brooding??

summonertruth:

mikevarker:

majesticmaddox:

shanehelmscom:

keepmegoingbaby:

ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
*glass shatters*

Laying it down Stone Cold style.

This man is the fucking best. So much respect.

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

//This man forever will be a badass wrestler and an awesome human being.

ugly:

harry thats supposed to be a secret 

silverwolflol:

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

I had a fish named Junior when I was younger, and he ate his mother, the fish, and the cray fish. He lived for 5 years.

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

beeevaa:

Finally realized who Healy reminded me of.

marajenn:

inderlander:

"Do it." (x)

image

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

if you haven’t seen this picture yet i’m sorry

cryingbcmattyhealy:

'Robbers' is a love song, it was originally inspired by my love of the Quentin Tarantino film 'True Romance', the story of an Elvis obsessed loner who falls in love and marries a prostitute. In the movie the couple run away to California after killing her pimp and stealing his drugs to start a new life financed by a once in a lifetime drug deal. It's the sentiment behind the film that appeals to me, the hopelessly romantic notion that two people can meet and instantly fall in love, an escape story where love is the highest law and conquers all against the odds. Characters like Bonnie and Clyde always appealed to me as a teenager - couples so intoxicated with one another that they fear nothing in the pursuit of the realization of each other, actions fueled by blind unconditional love. 
 
'Robbers' is an ode to those relationships. The type of relationship all humans long for. All or nothing. 
 
This video is about when love makes two people feel they are the centre of the universe. 

- Matthew Healy

cryingbcmattyhealy:

'Robbers' is a love song, it was originally inspired by my love of the Quentin Tarantino film 'True Romance', the story of an Elvis obsessed loner who falls in love and marries a prostitute. In the movie the couple run away to California after killing her pimp and stealing his drugs to start a new life financed by a once in a lifetime drug deal. It's the sentiment behind the film that appeals to me, the hopelessly romantic notion that two people can meet and instantly fall in love, an escape story where love is the highest law and conquers all against the odds. Characters like Bonnie and Clyde always appealed to me as a teenager - couples so intoxicated with one another that they fear nothing in the pursuit of the realization of each other, actions fueled by blind unconditional love. 
 
'Robbers' is an ode to those relationships. The type of relationship all humans long for. All or nothing. 
 
This video is about when love makes two people feel they are the centre of the universe. 

- Matthew Healy 

langleav:

Wrote this today, hope you like it! ♥ Also, please remember to pre-order a copy of my new book Lullabies, availableat all major bookstores. To get a special discount now, purchase online at Amazon, BN.com and The Book Depository. So much love to you all!xo Lang