imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.
plip plap plip plap
Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
This is my favorite post on Tumblr.
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Why am I not sleeping in this? I’m a mermaid princess.
New sexual orientation: Hot people in bathtubs…
now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
fucking shave your negativity(:
sophia slayin it
I saw this comment right
So I clicked on their blog and..
I don’t even know where to begin oh my
these guys were so funny
"If you took Scarlett’s career from her tomorrow, she wouldn’t change. If you gave her an Oscar, she wouldn’t change. She is who she is."
Chris Evans on Scarlett Johansson